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I have to start with Bill Belichick. I promise I won’t linger on that washed-up piece of driftwood for very long, but he serves as a useful, if minor, example. Here is Bill Belichick’s official website. It’s a terrible website. The design is so old that I half expected a pop-up alert telling me that I needed to download Flash. And the copy is so weak (example: “In 2000, Belichick led the Patriots to 20 winning seasons”) that Belichick’s weird-ass girlfriend probably wrote it herself.
